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       | The Host [a.k.a “Gwoemul”] 
      (2006) Magnolia Pictures, 1 hr. 48 mins.
 Starring:
 Song Kang-ho, Byun Hee-bong, Park Hae-il, Bae Du-na, Ko A-sung, Yoon 
      Je-moon, Kim Roi-ha, Park No-syk, Scott Wilson, David Joseph Anselmo
 
 Directed by:
 Bong Joon-ho
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      | There’s no doubt that filmmaker Bong 
      Joon-ho’s The Host is a wryly robust homage to the nostalgic Japanese 
      monster B-movies that gleefully invaded the cinema houses of yesteryear. 
      This Korean creepfest is a sly and devilishly colorful dramedy that is 
      exuberant in its observational impishness about everything from 
      family-oriented loyalties and eccentricities to ecological neglect. The 
      Host is a political peepshow featuring a cunning creature and the 
      community it terrorizes with comical chaos. Joon-ho serves up a 
      highly-spirited romp that lends its distinctive outrageousness to the 
      horror/suspense genre. Wickedly sardonic and fiercely fiendish in its 
      perky presentation, The Host is a smart and simmering creature feature 
      that crackles with percolating weirdness and wonderment.
 Screenwriters Hah June-won and Baek Chul-hyun (along with 
      co-writer/director Joon-ho) hatches a dysfunctional examination of 
      familial foundations that touches boundaries beyond a satirical monster 
      mash movie. Cleverly, The Host is acidly humorous and explores 
      contemporary themes dealing with issues such as underlying anti-American 
      biases, global anxieties, viral-spread plagues (read: SARS) and man-made 
      societal irresponsibility. This is an audacious boofest that has a lot on 
      its wandering mind and Joon-ho (“Memories of Murder”) is instrumental in 
      conveying the film’s rotating roguish cynicism.
 
 The “Host” refers to the gigantic, slimy-looking mutated lizard that was 
      formed through the U.S. Army’s random carelessness in dumping tons of 
      toxic waste into Korea’s Han River. The years passed on as the river-based 
      cretin grew into an enormous monstrosity. (Think “waterproof Godzilla”) At 
      first the locals were oblivious to the noticeable ripples in the water and 
      everyday business went on as usual. It got to the ridiculous point where 
      the hideously giant water-logged weasel was relaxing and soaking up some 
      sunshine under the bridge. Comically, the passers-by thought of the 
      leisurely Host as a casual photo op before awakening the creature’s ire. 
      Soon, there would be hell to pay as the unpredictable monster’s wrath is 
      put to the test by the rudeness of its human observers.
 
 Single father Gang-Du Park (Song Kang-ho) is working at the family-owned 
      food stand where he notices the sudden commotion along the banks of the 
      Hans River. Apparently an incredibly oversized amphibious creature has 
      been going bananas and swiping at the frantic crowd left and right. 
      Gang-Du and his young daughter Hyun-Seo (Ko A-sung) join the excitable 
      hoards of frightened witnesses in trying to evade the ghastly clutches of 
      the Host’s hostility. Unfortunately, Hyun-Seo is captured by the large 
      lizard-like menace’s tail and is dragged into the Hans River along with 
      some other victims. Now Gang-Du, his father (Byun Hee-bong), his brother 
      (Park Hae-il) and sister (Bae Du-na) have to put their differences aside 
      and plan on rescuing the pre-teen Hyun-Seo before she becomes an immediate 
      afternoon snack for the gluttonous Host.
 
 In the meanwhile, Hyun-Seo must be a resilient schoolgirl and maintain 
      some focus in order to escape the Host’s underwater liar. She tries 
      valiantly to get away but nothing materializes with her intent to grasp 
      freedom. Will Hyun-Seo be able to match wits with her beastly kidnapper? 
      Can dimwitted Gang-Du and his wacky bunch get to the imprisoned Hyun-Seo 
      before the governmental quarantine is applied so rigorously? Will 
      Hyun-Seo’s band of kooky blood ties resolve their bickering and off-kilter 
      personalities as the Host’s destruction brings them together in the name 
      of poor Hyun-Seo’s welfare?
 
 Craftily, The Host plays like a hybrid between a Korean copycat Little 
      Miss Sunshine crossed with Godzilla. Sharply executed and insightful, The 
      Host manages to lend some forethought into the bewildering psyche of 
      moviemaker Joon-ho’s Korean countryside conflicts by attaching this 
      entertaining notion through the wily antics of a rampaging river-roaming 
      reptile. The film’s playful edginess is thoroughly realized through frothy 
      characterizations, a throwback to the absurdity and innocence of cheesy 
      scream-at-the-top-of-your-lungs horror showcases and the political 
      undercurrent of recklessness and resentment in human indifference.
 
 As a Far East sci-fi actioner, The Host is above heads-and-tails as a 
      wincing entry that resourcefully combines laughs, skin-crawling 
      jitteriness, technological trysts and militaristic intrigue and arrogance 
      in a favorable frightfest that hits its creative mark with drollness and a 
      sure fire slap of hearty disdain.
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